Okay, the president has released his long-form birth certificate which, like the shorter version released earlier, says that he was born in Hawaii. The New York Times called it "a profoundly low and disturbing moment in American political life." Agreed, but will it end the flap? Hell no, we all know better than that.
The Times also called the controversy "a baseless attack with heavy racial undertones." I guess that's true, but it doesn't really explain it. Jesse Jackson ran for office and nobody ever suggested he wasn't American born and bred.
I think it's that he's different from most of us. He's an intellectual, reads serious books. Most of us settle for beer and a football game. He speaks our language better than most of us, and that scares some of us too. The birthers, I think, are scared of him because he's really different. They're not even sure he was born in Kenya; they think it might have been Mars.
Okay. But he's been a decent president. We're getting out of Iraq, I think. We're still stuck in Afghanistan, of course, and now we're messing about in Libya. I can't understand that, just can't. The economy's puttering along. I can remember when it's been better, but I can also remember when it's been worse. So I don't really care where he came from. I think he's doing okay.
Let's hear it for the Martian! Four more years! Now there's a slogan.