And play the pipes lowly,
The hapless old Cubbies are losers again.
Will they ever be winners? It's hard to know when.
A century's losing just wasn't enough.
They did make the playoffs but then things got rough.
Got swept by the Dodgers who beat them three straight.
Scored only six runs, a series to hate.
So bang the drum slowly,
And play the pipes lowly.
And no, wait 'till next year; we know that's a lie.
The Cubs ever winning? Just pie in the sky.
They're bound to keep losing; it's what they do best.
So mourn for the losers, and the hell with the rest.
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